Sun, Apr 26, 2020
Jonah the Jinx
Jonah 1:1-2:10 by Chris Appleby
Series: Jonah

Jonah would have to be one of the best known names in the Bible, wouldn't he? Just about everyone has heard the story of Jonah and the whale even if they don't know the details. When a cricket commentator says how well a batsman's doing and he gets out a couple of balls later, what do the other commentators say? 'You've Jonahed him!'

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